|"I thought we were going to Spider-Man kiss."|
"Nope, Human Torch first... then Spider-Man."
Thomas Jane is unconvincing as a hard man, and John Travolta is just unconvincing as a man in this cock-eyed, heavy-hand, smell the fart acting mess of an adaptation of Marvel's The Punisher. There's no nuance to this one., The baddies are even given "dun, dun, dun" music and the dialogue is the result of a white wall and a tin of alphabetti-spaghetti.