FILM: White House Down

President Foxx.  The one man on the planet who can add legitimacy to the Trump campaign.

Magic Mike puts away the pull-away trousers and picks up a machine gun as the White House is attacked and President Jamie Foxx is in danger of not having enough Eddie Murphy moments in a movie that lasts over 2 hours.  Where Olympus Has Fallen kept the really silly shit for its sequel White House Down opens its zipper and hangs it out there for the world to see.  It's not just that we're meant to believe that Kanye Lite is POTUS but that POTUS would be hanging out the back of a Presidential limo with a rocket launcher taking down back guys who are lowering house prices on Pennsylvania Avenue.  If this movie got any more dumb scenes would be coloured with crayon.


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